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Our Readers Most Burning Questions…

…answered by our large staff of hardworking researchers.

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Q) Dear Hot Flash Girls, I’ve heard that women can spontaneously combust during a hot flash. Is this true?

A) No dear, but their underwear has been known to burst into flames on rare occasions.

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Q) I have been in perimenopause for a few years now and feel that menopause is here.. Will I become old and wrinkled after menopause?

A) Are you already old and wrinkled? If so, then yes. It gets much worse.

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Q) Dear Hot Flash Ladies,

I am 48 years old and wonder if there is anything I can do to relieve these awful night sweats?

A) Sleeping nude in a walk in cooler does the trick for some of us. Do let the grocer or butcher know you’ve taken up residence, though. We gave him a rather nasty shock.

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Q) Hot Flash Girls,

I have terrible mood swings and sometimes I can’t stand my husband. This can’t be normal, can it?

A) Perfectly.

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Q) Dear HotFlash Girls,

I have gained a lot of weight lately. I crave sweets, donuts, chips, and ice cream. I eat them all the time. Can you help?

A) We’d love to! What time should we arrive, and would you prefer we bring donuts or ice cream? Maybe some cheesecake? M&M’s?

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